g-lo

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A guy who tries to sell everything he touches. He’s usually hanging out with some weird animal hybrids.
@jimmy123 I pawned my dog for a sandwich. G-lo is the worst.
G-lo sold my gold tooth to a guy in a chicken suit.
He pawned my grandma’s ring for a lollipop.
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A fancy word for an ice house. Also likes purple elephants and keys that look like they were stolen by a kid.
My igloo is actually a g-lo. It’s also purple and has a elephant inside.
He lives in a g-lo and claims he’s been cursed by a key.
The g-lo is haunted by a purple elephant and a key that hates me.
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A way of saying thanks. You use it when someone backs you up or helps you get out of a jam.
Thanks for saving me from the cops. G-lo!
I owe you my life. G-lo!
You got my back. G-lo!
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Born on July 25, 1992. He’s the most awesome guy ever. He’s a juggalo, he smokes weed, and he cured AIDS with his pee. He also loves MMA and wrestling.
G-lo cured my AIDS with his pee. He’s a legend.
He beats up MMA fighters and still has time to smoke weed.
He’s a juggalo, a wrestler, and a weed smoker. He’s cool.
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A guy who’s called a dummy because he licks windows to clean them. His sister is super hot and Tristan is obsessed with her.
G-lo licks windows. He’s a dummy.
He’s a window-licking dummy. His sister’s hot.
Tristan wants to date G-lo’s sister. He’s a dummy.
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A way of saying thanks. You use it when someone helps you out or knows something’s about to happen.
Thanks for telling me the cops were coming. G-lo!
He knew I was going to fail. G-lo!
He knew I was about to get kicked out. G-lo!
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A killer, a bootlegger, a thief, and a skittle dealer. He may be retired, but he still runs like a crazy man.
G-lo stole my skittles and ran like a lunatic.
He’s a thief, a killer, and he runs like a fool.
He sold me skittles, then ran away like a lunatic.
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