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The fakest kind of fake. Used to be a nobody who tried to be somebody. Now he’s a nobody again, but he thinks he’s still somebody. He steals smokes off the ground like it’s a job.
I saw him in the park, stealing smokes like it was a robbery.
He tried to flirt with my mom, and it was worse than a bad haircut.
He walks around like he’s the king, but he’s just a broke guy with a bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A total loser who used to be kind of cool. Now he’s just a sad sack who thinks he’s still cool. He’s like the human version of a broken vending machine, you never know what you’re gonna get.
He came up to me and said, 'Hey, I used to be somebody!' I said, 'Yeah, you used to be somebody I didn’t know.'
He tried to hit on my sister, and it was like watching a dog try to play chess.
He walked into a store, and the clerk ran out like he was being robbed.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A weak, worthless human being who thinks he’s a legend. Used to have some style, now he’s just a guy who steals smokes and hopes no one notices.
He stood in the corner of the bar like he owned it, but he was just waiting for someone to drop a smoke.
He tried to talk to my dad, and my dad just looked at him like he was a bad dream.
He walked past me, and I swear he was trying to steal my shadow.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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