g legume

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the most scorching man on the entire planet. like a hot dog in a microwave. property of murphy
'g legume just walked in. the room exploded. i was like, what is this? a nuclear bomb?'
'my crush is g legume. he looks like he just came outta a fire. i am melting.'
'g legume is the reason i skipped school. he is that hot.'
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the guy who makes your face feel like it's on fire. property of murphy
'i saw g legume and my face turned red. i looked like a tomato.'
'my friend texted me, 'g legume is here.' i dropped my phone. it broke.'
'i was eating a taco when i saw g legume. my taco fell on the floor. it was sad.'
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the man who makes your heart do backflips. property of murphy
'i saw g legume and my heart started dancing. it was like a party.'
'my dog barked at g legume. he looked confused. i was like, 'why? he’s hot.''
'g legume walked by. my brain shut off. i was like, 'what is this? magic?'
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the guy who makes your soul scream. property of murphy
'g legume came in. my soul screamed, 'i love him!' it was like a concert.'
'i saw g legume and my soul did a cartwheel. it was amazing.'
'my mom said, 'look at g legume.' my soul exploded. it was that hot.'
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the man who is so hot, he turns people into farts. property of murphy
'g legume walked in. i turned into a fart. it was that hot.'
'my friend turned into a fart because of g legume. it was hilarious.'
'i saw g legume. my brain turned into a fart. it was the worst.'
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