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a joke so bad it makes your brain want to quit and go live in a ditch
My uncle told a joke about a chicken that went to jail. No one laughed. Even the chicken was like, 'Bro, why?'
My teacher told a joke about a pencil. It was so bad, the eraser cried.
My friend told a joke about a pizza that hated math. It was so bad, the cheese screamed.
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a joke that’s so bad it could be used as a weapon in a war against happiness
My mom told a joke about a sock that got lost. It was so bad, my dad started crying.
My cousin told a joke about a banana that broke up with a fruit. The banana was like, 'I’m done.'
My brother told a joke about a dog that failed a test. The dog got a D.
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a joke that's so bad it should be banned from the internet and made to do community service
My friend told a joke about a computer that got fired. It was so bad, the keyboard quit.
My neighbor told a joke about a cat that didn’t like stairs. The cat just sat there.
My teacher told a joke about a pencil that got a bad grade. The eraser was like, 'This is the worst.'
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