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a guy who acts like a scared rabbit when he sees a hot girl
He saw her at the store and hid behind a cereal box.
He tried to say hi but his voice sounded like a mouse.
He walked into the room and immediately ran out.
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a guy who turns into a blushing tomato when a pretty girl talks to him
He tried to talk to her but just mumbled and ran away.
He got so red he looked like he was on fire.
He said one word and then vanished.
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a guy who acts like he's been hit by a truck when he sees a hot girl
He froze like a statue when she walked in.
He tripped over his own feet trying to escape.
He said 'hi' and then ran like a deer.
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a guy who gets so shy he could probably die from embarrassment
He saw her and immediately hid in a closet.
He said 'hello' and then vanished like smoke.
He turned so red he looked like a boiled lobster.
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a guy who acts like he's never seen a pretty girl before in his life
He saw her and immediately dropped his phone.
He tried to say hi but just ran away like a coward.
He looked at her and then immediately forgot his name.
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a guy who looks like he's been thrown into a blender when he sees a hot girl
He saw her and his brain turned to jelly.
He tried to say hi but just mumbled and ran.
He looked at her and then immediately forgot how to breathe.
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