G-job

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When a guy shoves his junk up his girlfriend's butt while she’s wearing his old basketball shorts. She has to be dumb enough to let him do it and still think he’s cute.
My guy just did a G-job in my old basketball shorts. I’m still wearing them and I’m still mad.
He did a G-job in my basketball shorts and then forgot to wash them. I’m still smelling it.
He did a G-job in my basketball shorts and I still haven’t forgiven him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A sneaky little move where a government worker uses public money to line their own pockets. It's like getting a raise while everyone else gets a raise, but you're still poor.
The mayor did a G-job and got a new car while the rest of us got a 50-cent raise.
My teacher did a G-job and got a new desk while we had to sit on the floor.
The principal did a G-job and got a new office while we got a broken one.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you have butt sex with your girlfriend who’s been with you for over a year, but she’s too scared of getting pregnant through her butt, so you use your basketball shorts as a condom. It’s not good, but it works.
I had a G-job with my girlfriend and she used my basketball shorts as a condom. It was awkward.
We had a G-job and I forgot my condom, so I used my basketball shorts. It didn’t go well.
I did a G-job and used my basketball shorts as a condom. It was the worst.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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