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Blowing up how awesome a jauns is when it's clearly not that good. Usually done by a poser cody who thinks they're cool.
"This jauns is the best ever! It's like the god of jauns!", said by a kid who just lost a bet.
"This jauns is so good it should get its own island!", said by a cody who's never been to an island.
"This jauns is the most legendary thing since pizza!", said by someone who eats pizza every day and still hates it.
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Making a jauns sound like it's the top of the world when it's just a basic jauns. Usually done by a cody who thinks they're a legend.
"This jauns is so good it should be in the Hall of Fame!", said by a cody who's never been to a Hall of Fame.
"This jauns is the most important thing since air!", said by a kid who can't breathe without air.
"This jauns is like the king of jauns!", said by a cody who's never seen a king.
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When a fake cody tries to make a jauns seem like it's the greatest thing ever, even though it's just okay.
"This jauns is the most amazing thing since the invention of the wheel!", said by a cody who can't ride a bike.
"This jauns is so good it should get its own movie!", said by a kid who's never watched a movie.
"This jauns is the most important thing since the first pizza!", said by someone who eats pizza and still hates it.
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When a poser cody tries to make a jauns sound like it's the greatest thing in the world, even though it's just a regular jauns.
"This jauns is so good it should be on the moon!", said by a cody who's never been to the moon.
"This jauns is like the god of jauns and the king of the world!", said by a kid who's never seen a god or a king.
"This jauns is so good it should get its own island!", said by a cody who's never been to an island.
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When a cody who's not actually cool tries to make a jauns sound like it's the greatest thing ever, even though it's not that good.
"This jauns is the most amazing thing since the beginning of time!", said by a cody who's never been to the beginning of time.
"This jauns is so good it should get its own planet!", said by a kid who's never been to a planet.
"This jauns is the most legendary thing since the first cody!", said by a cody who's not actually legendary.
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