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When someone screws you over like you're stupid and they're the king of the world.
He sold me a car and it turned out to be a death trap.
She promised me pizza and gave me a sandwich.
He said he'd pay me back and now I'm broke.
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When you try to give someone a good rub and it's like they're allergic to fun.
I tried to make her feel good, but she just looked at me like I was crazy.
He said it was gonna be heaven, but it was more like hell.
I told her it was gonna be a vibe, but she just walked away.
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When someone is so clueless they think the moon is a giant disco ball.
He didn't get the joke and just stared at me like I had two heads.
She missed the whole point and started talking about her cat.
He said 'what?' like he'd never heard of the word 'hello'.
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When you need to be kicked in the pants so hard you think you're gonna die.
I was so lazy I didn't even move when he yelled at me.
She had to be dragged out of bed like a prisoner.
He had to kick me so hard I thought I was gonna get a new hobby.
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When someone tries to be cool and ends up being a total embarrassment.
She wore FUBU like it was a fashion statement and it was just a disaster.
He tried to talk like he was from the hood and it was just sad.
She said 'yo' like it was a secret code and no one understood.