G. I. Jerk

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A dude who looks like he just walked out of a warzone and smells like he got tossed in a toilet. He's a bigmouth who loves to be an idiot and laughs when he makes you suffer.
He tripped over a grenade and still yelled 'I'm gonna kill you!' before it exploded.
He told the entire squad his boss was a 'weak little mouse' and got a promotion.
He tried to do a push-up and fell over like a sack of bricks.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A soldier who starts trouble then runs like a coward when it gets real. He's got a badge but no brains and thinks he's a hero.
He started a food fight with the mess hall and ran out when the chef chased him with a ladle.
He yelled at a tank and then hid behind a bush when it fired.
He claimed he could beat a whole platoon, then cried when he got hit by a bullet.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A soldier who always gets the short end of the stick and takes it out on everyone else. He's like a broken toaster, still works, but not great.
He got stuck with the worst duty and then yelled at the new recruit for no reason.
He failed a test and made the whole squad do push-ups.
He got stuck with the worst bunker and blamed the whole team for it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Your boss who thinks he's a tough guy but is just a grumpy old man who hates everyone.
He yelled at you for five minutes because your coffee was too hot.
He gave you a report and said you were 'a disgrace to the army.'
He took credit for your work and called you 'a weak little mouse' in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A cartoon that laughs at GI Joe and makes him look like a fool. It's like the army's nemesis, but with more jokes and fewer explosions.
He made GI Joe look like a baby who cried when he got hit by a bullet.
He did a dance when he beat GI Joe and laughed so hard he fell over.
He mocked GI Joe's helmet and said it was 'the worst ever.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Your dad who thinks he's the toughest guy in the world and still can't tie his own shoes.
He told you he could beat the entire army, then fell asleep on the couch.
He yelled at the TV because the game was on and you were doing homework.
He tried to fix the car and ended up breaking it, then blamed you for it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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