G hossy

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When you sprint like you're late for a pee break and your pants are on fire.
I g hossied past the cop like he wasn't even there.
She g hossied out of the classroom before the bell rang.
He g hossied through the crowd like a confused chicken with a death wish.
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Moving so quick you leave a trail of sweaty embarrassment in your wake.
He g hossied out of the room like he had a warrant.
She g hossied past me like I was in her way.
They g hossied through the hallway like they were on a mission from God.
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When you move like you're trying to outrun a very angry beaver.
I g hossied out of the kitchen before the coffee got too hot.
He g hossied through the store like he was being chased by a giant toaster.
They g hossied down the street like they had a date with destiny.
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Moving like you're trying to escape a very loud, very confused, very angry duck.
She g hossied out of the house like it was on fire.
He g hossied through the park like he was running from a giant rubber chicken.
They g hossied past us like we were in their way.
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When you move like you just got told you're going to be grounded for life.
I g hossied out of the room like I was running from a very loud alarm clock.
He g hossied through the hallway like he was being chased by a very angry teacher.
They g hossied down the street like they had a very important appointment.
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When you move like you're trying to get away from a very loud, very confused, very angry chicken.
She g hossied out of the kitchen like she was running from a giant meatball.
He g hossied through the park like he had a very important date.
They g hossied down the street like they were being chased by a giant pizza.
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