g-hop

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when you leap over a tiny fence like a f***ing kangaroo, using your hands as if they’re magic, one foot up, one foot over, and then you land like you own the other side. only f***heads and posers do this.
I g-hopped that fence like it was my ex.
He g-hopped the fence and stole my snack.
She g-hopped over the fence and yelled at the dog.
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stealing drinks from open garages like you’re a thief in a movie, but you’re just drunk and desperate. it’s like a mini heist, but with wine and regret.
I did a g-hop and took the last bottle of vodka.
He g-hopped the garage and got caught by the owner.
She did a g-hop at 2 AM and cried in the parking lot.
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