g help

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the only thing that can save paige from her own stupidity

Paige: I failed math again. DM: I need g help before I fail life.

Teacher: Paige, you didn’t do your homework. Paige: I need g help. Teacher: That’s not a real thing.

Paige: My dog ate my math test. DM: I need g help before I cry.

the magic spell that makes paige not look like a total mess

Paige: My hair is a disaster. DM: I need g help before I lose my mind.

Paige: I woke up like this. DM: I need g help before I go to school.

Paige: My face looks like a raccoon. DM: I need g help before I die.

the only thing that can stop paige from making a total fool of herself

Paige: I’m going to sing in front of the whole school. DM: I need g help before I embarrass myself.

Paige: I have to do a presentation. DM: I need g help before I pass out.

Paige: I’m going to fail this class. DM: I need g help before I get grounded.