Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you're so wasted you can't even remember your own name, let alone what happened.

I got so drunk I thought my dog was my ex.

I drank 12 beers and now I'm talking to the ceiling.

I forgot my own birthday and blamed my mom.

2

When you're so high you think you're a superhero and your pants are on fire.

I ate three tacos and now I'm flying.

I thought my neighbor was a villain and I attacked him with a spoon.

I did a backflip and my socks came off.

3

When you’re so messed up you think your pet is trying to take over the world.

My cat was plotting a coup and I was the president.

My dog stole my phone and now he’s texting my ex.

My goldfish is in charge and I have to pay taxes to him.

4

A state of being so drunk you don’t know if you’re coming or going, and you probably don’t care.

I tried to walk home and ended up in the park.

I thought I was going to the store but I ended up at my friend’s house.

I tried to text my mom and sent a message to my brother’s dog.

5

When you’re so wasted you think your sock is a monster and you have to fight it.

I battled my sock and won, but it was just a sock.

I tried to eat my sock and it bit me back.

I had a sock monster and it was terrifying.