Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Short for girlfriend, but it's not just any girl it's your main squeeze the one who puts up with your dumb ass

My G-fri said I was the dumbest man she ever dated

I asked my G-fri for a divorce and she said no

My G-fri said I was the dumbest man she ever dated

2

A homie is a friend who knows your secrets and still hangs out with you even when you're a total mess

My homie told my mom I was a total mess

My homie still hangs out with me even when I'm a total mess

My homie knows all my secrets and still hangs out with me

3

Gdog is the name of your best friend or your dog or your dumbest friend who still talks to you

My Gdog said I was the dumbest friend he ever had

My Gdog is my dog and my best friend

My Gdog talks to me even when I'm being dumb

4

Fried means you're so messed up you're like a piece of fried chicken and you can't even think straight

I was so fried I couldn't think straight

My brain was fried like a piece of chicken

I got so fried I couldn't even think straight

5

Pot is your favorite bowl for eating snacks or your favorite stash of weed or just your favorite green stuff

My pot is my favorite bowl for eating snacks

My pot is my favorite stash of weed

My pot is my favorite green stuff

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Pan is your favorite plate for eating food or your favorite tool for cooking or just your favorite flat thing

My pan is my favorite plate for eating food

My pan is my favorite tool for cooking

My pan is my favorite flat thing

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Skillet is your favorite thing to cook on or your favorite thing to throw stuff at or just your favorite round pan

My skillet is my favorite thing to cook on

My skillet is my favorite thing to throw stuff at

My skillet is my favorite round pan