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When you block every single shot like you're the wall between heaven and hell.
I blocked 12 shots in a row. My team was like 'what the hell is happening?'.
He blocked the ball so hard, the ref got dizzy.
She blocked the shot so fast, the ball went straight to the trash can.
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Playing defense so good, it feels like you're giving your opponents a middle finger.
He blocked the shot, then flipped the bird. Classic.
She didn’t just block the shot, she insulted it.
He blocked the shot so good, it felt like a personal attack.
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When you play so much defense, you make the other team look like they’re playing in slow motion.
He blocked the shot so fast, the other team just stood there confused.
She played defense so good, the other team forgot how to move.
He blocked the shot so fast, time stopped for them.
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You’re so good at defense, you make the other team feel like they just got yelled at by their mom.
He blocked the shot like he just got grounded.
She played defense like her mom just told her she couldn’t go out.
He blocked the shot so hard, it felt like he got sent to time-out.
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When you play defense so well, it’s like you’re eating the other team’s lunch.
He blocked the shot like he was stealing their food.
She played defense so good, the other team was left hungry.
He blocked the shot so fast, it was like he just took the last cookie.
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You’re so good at defense, the other team feels like they lost a bet.
He blocked the shot like he just won a million dollars.
She played defense so good, the other team felt like they got scammed.
He blocked the shot like he just beat the odds.
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