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lying so hard you could pay rent with your lies but still being honest enough to make your mom cry.
I said I made a 100 on the test but I got an 89. My mom cried.
He told the teacher he didn’t cheat but he did. The teacher gave him a D.
She said she didn’t eat the last slice of pizza but it was gone. Her brother knew.
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being so truthful you could beat a lie with a stick and still get yelled at for telling the truth.
He told the principal he didn’t steal the cookies but he did. He got detention.
She said she didn’t copy the homework but she did. Her teacher called her a cheater.
He told his dad he didn’t break the lamp but he did. His dad grounded him for a week.
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telling the truth so much you could write a book about it but still being called a liar by everyone.
She told the truth about the test but her friends said she cheated.
He said he didn’t eat the whole cake but his sister said he did.
He told the truth about the homework but his teacher still gave him a bad grade.
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being so honest you could win a truth contest but still get called out for it by your enemies.
He told the truth about the fight but his friends said he started it.
She said she didn’t take the last candy but her brother said she did.
He told the truth about the homework but his teacher said he didn’t do it.
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being so truthful you could be the king of honesty but still get called a fraud by your friends.
He told the truth about the game but his friends said he cheated.
She told the truth about the project but her partner said she didn’t help.
He told the truth about the exam but his teacher said he didn’t study.
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