G Factor

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The G Factor is like the X Factor, but for gangsters. It’s the magic that turns a regular guy into a full-blown thug with a flow and a grudge.
Yo, that G Factor just turned my cousin into a rapper with a bullet.
My dog has more G Factor than my uncle’s entire family.
That G Factor made my pizza delivery guy start a rap battle with the mailman.
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The G Factor is the difference between people who’ve seen Glen and those who’ve just been slightly annoyed by him. It starts with a 3 and ends with a lot of whining.
I’ve seen Glen. I know the G Factor. You don’t.
My friend’s G Factor is 3. He just stared at Glen and walked away.
I had a 3. Then I saw Glen. Now I have a 2.5 and a headache.
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The G Factor is what makes me George. It’s like a loud, emotional cry that only I can hear. It’s also what makes me a breathing ninja.
I screamed WAH so loud, the whole block heard it. That’s my G Factor.
My G Factor turned me into a ninja who breathes and fights.
I was just walking. Then my G Factor hit me. Now I’m a ninja who breathes.
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The G Factor is the brain’s secret weapon. It’s like the reason you’re smart, but no one knows exactly how it works. It might be your brain moving fast. Or it might just be a test that’s lying to you.
I got a high G Factor. My brain is fast. Or my teacher’s just bad at math.
My G Factor is low. That means I’m dumb. Or I just forgot to study.
They said the G Factor was real. I said, ‘Prove it. I’m not buying it.’
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