Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

God’s personal middle finger. You yell it when you're stuck in traffic and your kid just threw up in your car.

G Effing D! My kid’s breakfast is now my windshield!

G Effing D! Why is this church service longer than my ex's speeches?

G Effing D! I just got yelled at by my mom for not doing my math homework.

2

A holy swear that comes out when you're trying to be polite but failing completely.

G Effing D! This daycare is louder than a rock concert!

G Effing D! My teacher just gave me a pop quiz on the Pythagorean theorem.

G Effing D! My dog ate my homework and my lunch.

3

A loud, holy scream used when you’re too tired to swear normally and just want to end everything.

G Effing D! This church is making me want to quit religion!

G Effing D! I got a detention for drawing a mustache on the principal’s face.

G Effing D! My kid’s nap time is shorter than my patience.

4

God’s way of telling you he’s annoyed with your life right now.

G Effing D! I got yelled at by my dad for eating my brother’s lunch.

G Effing D! This school is worse than my math class.

G Effing D! My kid threw up in the church aisle!

5

A magical phrase that appears when you're in a public place and your brain is melting from stress.

G Effing D! My kid just screamed in the middle of the church.

G Effing D! I failed my math test and now I’m stuck in school forever.

G Effing D! My dog just ate my homework and I’m going to fail!

6

A swear that comes out when you're trying to be cool but failing at it.

G Effing D! I got in trouble for drawing a mustache on the teacher’s face.

G Effing D! This church is louder than my kid’s screaming.

G Effing D! My kid just threw up in the daycare.