G-D's Speed`~`Run

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When you sprint so fast you make God jealous and the devil trip over his own feet.

I saw him run past the whole football team like they were standing still.

She ran so fast the dog couldn't even bark at her.

He was so fast the pizza delivery guy got left behind.

You move so fast it looks like you're being chased by a firetruck and a curse.

He ran like his pants were on fire and his mom was yelling at him.

She dashed past the class like they were all in slow motion.

He ran so fast the teacher dropped the chalk.

You run so fast it feels like your legs are made of lightning and your ass is on fire.

He ran like his legs were on a timer and his ass was smoking.

She bolted out the door like the school was exploding.

He ran so fast the principal had to run after him.

You go so fast you make the wind cry and the ground feel sorry for you.

He ran like the wind was crying and the ground was giving him a high five.

She sprinted so fast the ground almost gave up.

He ran like the ground was scared of him.

You run so fast it looks like you're trying to escape a giant fart and a bad grade.

He ran like he was trying to escape a giant fart from the cafeteria.

She dashed out the door like her math test was on fire.

He ran so fast the teacher thought he was running from a giant burp.