G-Dot

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to do something so stupid you think you're a superhero while drunk as a skunk and wearing a fake hairpiece and talking to cats like they're your ex.

I G-Dot'd at the bar by wearing my toupe and telling my cat I'm going to marry it.

He G-Dot'd by doing a backflip into a punch bowl while yelling at a raccoon.

She G-Dot'd by wearing her toupe, talking to three cats, and eating a whole pizza by herself.

when you're too chicken to say 'gay. com' out loud but you still want to check it, especially when your homophobe uncle is watching.

I G-Dot'd in front of my dad by typing 'gay. com' into my phone while pretending I was looking up 'horse. com' instead.

At dinner, I G-Dot'd by whispering 'gay. com' to my brother so my mom wouldn't hear me.

I G-Dot'd in the bathroom by typing 'gay. com' and pretending I was looking up a secret mission.

the place in Maryland where your taxes go to die, and it's right next to the Capitol like it's trying to take over the whole country.

Prince George's County is G-Dot because it's right next to the Capitol and nobody knows what it wants.

I live in G-Dot and it feels like it's trying to steal my taxes and my peace of mind.

G-Dot is the county that takes your money and gives you nothing but traffic and taxes.