Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you sneak out to puff on some weed like a chump and forget to tell anyone you're doing anything shady

I left the house like a thief to smoke some dank and forgot to tell my mom.

He went G dogging and came back like a zombie from the grave.

Left the party to smoke and forgot to tell anyone he was doing it.

2

Your best friend who you can trust with your life, your snacks, and your last dollar

My homie is the only one who knows my secret sandwich recipe.

He's my homie and I let him eat my last fry.

That homie is the only one who knows I failed math.

3

That priest who screams about love and forgiveness while you're trying to get your life together

Father Greg Boyle is the reason I have a headache every Sunday.

He preaches about love while I'm trying to pass algebra.

That priest is the only one who knows I stole my mom's coffee.

4

A real-life gangster pimp who can flex his hand so hard it makes your face go numb and you feel like a chump

That G Dog flexed his hand and I felt like a chump.

He's a real G Dog with a hand so strong it could break a bone.

That pimp flexed his hand and I cried like a baby.

5

A guy who changed his name to G because everyone kept calling him gay and he got sick of it

He changed his name to G because everyone kept calling him gay.

He went from Gary to G because he was tired of being called gay.

That guy changed his name to G and now everyone calls him G.

6

A man who looks like a grandpa, speaks like a grandpa, and has the face of a dog who just got kicked out of the house

That guy looks like my grandpa and speaks like a broken robot.

He walks like a grandpa and has the face of a kicked dog.

He's the most grandpa-like man I have ever met.

7

Your homie who you love so much you take a dump on him and call it a compliment

I took a dump on my homie and called it a compliment.

He's my homie and I use him like a toilet.

That homie is my favorite person to dump on.