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A person who thinks they're the boss of the galaxy but still tries to act cool like they're in a rap video. They think Yoda is just a side gig.

I’m not just a Jedi, I’m a Jedi with a flex.

I duel with a lightsaber and still take 5 minutes to choose my outfit.

Yoda? Please. I’ve got 1000s of followers on TikTok.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A guy who talks about lightsaber fights like they’re the final boss battle but still claims he’s the best at everything. Even Yoda thinks he’s a bit much.

I fight with a lightsaber and still beat my mom at chess.

I don’t need a Force, I’ve got 1000s of likes.

Yoda’s just my sidekick. I’m the main event.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Someone who’s too obsessed with Star Wars to notice they’re being roasted for trying too hard. They think Yoda’s just a backup plan.

I’m not just a Jedi, I’m a Jedi who takes 10 minutes to put on a shirt.

I duel with a lightsaber and still take 2 hours to do my hair.

Yoda’s just my sidekick. I’m the main event.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A person who thinks they’re the king of the galaxy but still tries to act like they’re in a rap video. They think Yoda’s just a background character.

I fight with a lightsaber and still take 10 minutes to choose my snack.

I’m not just a Jedi, I’m a Jedi with a flex.

Yoda? Please. I’ve got 1000s of followers on TikTok.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A guy who talks about lightsaber fights like they’re the final boss battle but still claims he’s the best at everything. Even Yoda thinks he’s a bit much.

I duel with a lightsaber and still take 5 minutes to choose my outfit.

I fight with a lightsaber and still beat my mom at chess.

I don’t need a Force, I’ve got 1000s of likes.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Someone who’s too obsessed with Star Wars to notice they’re being roasted for trying too hard. They think Yoda’s just a backup plan.

I’m not just a Jedi, I’m a Jedi who takes 10 minutes to put on a shirt.

I fight with a lightsaber and still take 2 hours to do my hair.

I duel with a lightsaber and still take 5 minutes to choose my outfit.

by Slangipedia 3d ago