Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A god-like creature who thinks they're the smartest person on Earth and acts like everyone else is a stupid idiot.

G-Dawg said he invented the wheel. I said, 'Bro, your mom invented the wheel.'

At school, G-Dawg said the moon was made of cheese. I said, 'That’s why you’re fat.'

G-Dawg told me he could beat Einstein. I said, 'He’s dead, bro.'

2

One of your neighborhood hoodies who you can call without getting a punch in the face.

I called my homie. He said, 'Yo, I was about to text you.'

My homie called me. I said, 'You better not be calling me for no reason.'

I called my homie. He said, 'I was about to call you.'

3

A cool way to call your bro, but you still might get a punch in the face if he's mad.

I said, 'Bro, you're a G-Dawg.' He said, 'That's my title.'

I called my bro a G-Dawg. He said, 'That's my name.'

I said, 'Bro, you're like a G-Dawg.' He said, 'That's my name, you idiot.'

4

A bunch of fake faggots who think they’re black but are just trying to be cool.

These fags think they're black, but they're just trying to be cool.

These fags are so fake, they wear a cape and say they're a superhero.

These fags are trying to be cool but are just a bunch of posers.

5

That’s Steven Gerrard, the fella who plays for Liverpool and makes everything look easy.

That’s Steven Gerrard, the guy who makes football look easy.

That’s Steven Gerrard, the man who scores goals like it's nothing.

That’s Steven Gerrard, the fella who's always in the top of the game.

6

More than a homie, they're like your favorite sandwich. You eat them every day and you can't live without them.

My homie is like my favorite sandwich. I eat him every day.

My homie is like my favorite sandwich. I can't live without him.

My homie is like my favorite sandwich. I eat him like it's my job.

7

A white fag with a mullet, like he's trying to be a gangster but failed.

This white fag has a mullet. He's trying to be cool but he's not.

This white fag has a mullet. He's like a failed gangster.

This white fag has a mullet. He's trying to be a gangster but it's not working.