G DADDY

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a kid who’s so good at everything he’s like the king of the fuckin world, he can run faster than a chicken and spit rhymes like they’re gonna pay him
Yo G Daddy just broke the track record and still had time to roast my mom
That kid can rap in his sleep and still outwork me at the gym
He’s like a god in a gym and a beast in a verse
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a grandfather so smooth he could make a pimp look like a fool, he’s got the style and the swagger of a king
My grandpa’s got more style than my mom’s dating life
That man walks in like he owns the place
He’s got the swagger of a king and the face of a legend
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the name people whisper about when they’re too embarrassed to say the real thing, like a disease that’s got a fancy name and a bad attitude
Man, I got that bad disease from my ex and I’m still paying for it
She got it from her boyfriend and now she’s got a reputation
That disease is so bad it even got a nickname
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a man so hot he could melt the sun, and his cock is like a fire that burns through your soul
That man walked in and I literally forgot my name
He’s like a fireball with a cock that could melt steel
I tried to flirt with him and he looked at me like I was a joke
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a man who’s got a nickname so crazy it makes people think he’s got a monster cock and does things that make sense only to him, and his friends
Daddy G got caught eating pizza at 3 a. m. and no one knows why
He once broke a chair just to prove a point
He’s got a nickname and a story that only his friends get
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a tall animal with a neck longer than your patience, it’s like a man dressed up as a giraffe
That giraffe is taller than my brother
He walks like he’s trying to prove something
That animal is so tall it could probably be a king
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the man up in the sky who’s so good he’s like the king of all gods, and he’s got a cock so big it could shake the heavens
God is so good he could probably beat my dad at chess
He’s got a cock that could shake the sky
He’s like the king of the universe and he’s got style
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