Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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G dad taxes is when your dad hits you with the worst kind of money problems

My dad said I had to pay him 20 bucks for a pizza I didn’t even eat

He charged me for the internet when I was just using my phone

He said I had to pay him for the time he spent waiting for me to come home

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G dad taxes is when your dad takes your cash like it’s his own personal ATM

He took my lunch money and bought himself a soda

He took my allowance and said it was a loan

He took my savings and said I owed him for my life

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G dad taxes is when your dad hits you with the worst kind of guilt trips

He said I had to pay him because he put me through school

He said I owed him because he gave me life

He said I had to pay him because he didn’t have a job

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G dad taxes is when your dad turns your money into a personal bank

He opened a bank account with my cash

He gave me a receipt and said it was a loan

He said I had to pay interest on my allowance

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G dad taxes is when your dad takes your money like it’s a robbery

He took my cash and said it was a tax

He stole my wallet and said it was a loan

He took my savings and said it was a gift

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G dad taxes is when your dad takes your money like it’s a personal business

He said I had to pay rent for my room

He said I had to pay for the lights

He said I had to pay for the internet even though I had my phone