g-cup

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The size of a bra that is so big it could probably beat up a man. No real person has this, but it’s everywhere in anime and porn. It’s like a cheeseburger for your chest.
My cousin’s anime crush has a G-cup. I’d marry her if she didn’t live in Japan.
My friend said he’d date anyone with a G-cup. I asked if that included his mom. He said no.
My teacher got mad at me for drawing a G-cup on the board. She said it was inappropriate. I said it was educational.
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A bra size so big it could probably be used as a shield in battle. You’d need a 28-inch chest and a 36-inch bust to have one. It’s like having a pizza for your body.
My mom said I’d be a G-cup if I ate one more burger. I told her I’d be a G-cup and a half.
My brother said his crush has a G-cup. I said I’d date her too, but only if she had a side of fries.
My friend tried to wear a G-cup bra and it fell off. He looked like a failed science experiment.
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Breasts so big they could probably be used as a doorknob. You’d need implants to get this big. It’s like having a mountain on your chest. Sex would be a nightmare with this.
My friend said his ex had a G-cup. I said I’d date her too, but only if she had a side of wings.
I saw a guy with a G-cup and he looked like he had two giant balloons tied to his chest.
My teacher said G-cup breasts would probably break the school’s ceiling. I said I’d pay for the repairs.
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