Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A heavy-ass coat made of wool or cotton, usually covered in ugly plaid, worn by Gs and local bullies who think they're king of the block.

My G Coat is so thick, I wear it in July just to look tough.

That plaid is so loud, it screams in my face every time I wear it.

I button it all the way up, even though I can't breathe.

2

A coat so thick, it could double as a sleeping bag, worn by Gs who think they're tough enough to fight a bear.

That G Coat is like a blanket for winter, but I wear it in summer just to annoy people.

I wear it so thick, I look like a meatloaf wrapped in fabric.

My G Coat is so big, I could hide a whole gang in it.

3

A coat that looks like it was stolen from a grandma's closet, worn by Gs who think plaid is a sign of power.

I wear my G Coat so much, it's got more wrinkles than my mom's face.

That plaid is so bad, it makes my eyes hurt.

I button it to the top, even though I look like a hot dog in a bun.

4

A heavy coat that looks like it was made in the 80s, worn by Gs who think they're the toughest in the neighborhood.

My G Coat is so old, it smells like my grandpa's socks.

I wear it so much, it's got more buttons than my mom has problems.

That plaid is so loud, it could wake up the dead.

5

A coat so thick, you could use it to beat someone up, worn by Gs who think they're the strongest in the city.

I wear my G Coat like a shield in a battle.

That coat is so heavy, I could use it to bench press my whole class.

I wear it so much, my back looks like a map of the world.

6

A coat so ugly, it makes your face look good, worn by Gs who think they're the kings of the block.

That G Coat is so bad, I wear it just to make my enemies cry.

I wear it so much, my friends think I'm a fashion icon.

That plaid is so loud, it could start a war.