G-Cell

My cousin is a G-Cell. He eats a whole pizza and then cries because he can't breathe.

I saw a G-Cell at the mall. He looked like a burrito that failed a test.

My mom called my dad a G-Cell. He was mad for a week.

That G-Cell at the gym lifts weights like they're confetti.

My teacher said my brother is a G-Cell. He got sent to the nurse for eating a whole cake.

My neighbor is a G-Cell. He has a pet dog that weighs less than him.

My uncle is a G-Cell. He ate three burgers and a pizza for breakfast.

The G-Cell at the bus stop smells like a cheese factory exploded.

My friend's mom is a G-Cell. She eats so much she could be a buffet.