G-carry

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A rookie skater who thinks they're cool by holding their board by the trucks like it's a badge of honor, even though it looks like they're trying to avoid getting run over.
I swear my cousin still G-carrys like it's the 2000s.
My little brother thinks he's a pro because he G-carrys every time he walks.
She G-carrys so hard, I think her trucks are gonna fall off.
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When a clueless skater holds their board by the trucks like it's the only way they won't get crushed by the pros.
He G-carrys like he’s gonna die if he touches the wheels.
My friend G-carrys so much, he looks like he’s holding a board with two sticks.
She G-carrys like it’s a death sentence.
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A skater who thinks they're being fancy by holding the board by the trucks like it's the most stylish thing ever.
He G-carrys like he's in a fashion show.
My brother G-carrys so much, he looks like he's holding a board with a leash.
She G-carrys like it's a royal tradition.
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When a skater who can't skate worth a damn holds their board by the trucks like it's a life preserver.
He G-carrys like it's the last thing he's gonna do before he falls.
My little cousin G-carrys so much, he looks like he's trying to save his board from the ground.
She G-carrys like it's the only way she won't be crushed.
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A skater who thinks they're being cool by holding the board by the trucks like it's the most advanced thing ever.
He G-carrys like he's got a PhD in skate holding.
My friend G-carrys so much, he looks like he's got a board with a leash.
She G-carrys like it's the only way she'll survive the skate world.
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