G-Candy

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A man who looks like he just came out of a bodybuilding contest and has a six-pack that could cut you.

My cousin got called G-Candy at the gym because he flexed so hard, the weights got jealous.

My mom said my dad was a G-Candy in his youth. I believe her because he still flexes like he’s in a commercial.

My crush is a G-Candy. He’s got abs so tight, I could live in them.

A candy string so sweet, your lover might just swallow it whole while you’re wearing it on your birthday.

My sister got a G-Candy for her birthday and ate it so fast, she got a sugar crash at 3 a. m.

My brother’s girlfriend got a G-Candy, and now they’re married. Literally.

I got a G-Candy, and I still haven’t stopped eating it. My teeth are going to hate me.