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When you cough so hard you let one rip at the same time. It's like your body lost a bet and had to pay with a fart.
I was eating a taco and my cough turned into a fart explosion. My mom called me a taco terrorist.
During a Zoom meeting, I coughed and let one rip. My boss asked if I was having a seizure.
At the gym, I coughed and farted. The guy next to me said, 'Bro, you just cursed the weights.'