G Building

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The G Building is a crazy place in Brooklyn where people go when they’re too messed up to be on the street anymore. They give you pills, you act like a lunatic, and sometimes you come out speaking in rhymes or just screaming about tacos.
My cousin got sent to the G Building after he tried to fight a cop with a slice of pizza.
My uncle came out of the G Building and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.
My neighbor’s kid got put in the G Building because he thought he was a dragon.
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The G Building is like a jail for people who think they’re special, but then they get drugged up and realize they’re just average. It’s where the wild ones go to lose their minds or find new ones.
My friend went to the G Building and came out thinking he was a pizza delivery man from Mars.
My cousin’s brother got sent to the G Building for yelling at a traffic light.
My neighbor’s mom was in the G Building and now she talks to her plants like they’re her lawyers.
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The G Building is a dirty old building where people go to forget their problems or just to make them worse. It’s where you go when you’re too stupid to be free.
My friend’s dog got put in the G Building because he barked at a cop.
My dad went to the G Building and came out singing opera in the middle of the street.
My brother got stuck in the G Building for three days and now he thinks he’s a superhero.
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