G Borria

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To totally mess everything up so bad it feels like you threw a dumpster at it.

I G Borria my math test by eating it for breakfast.

She G Borria the whole party by showing up in a chicken suit.

He G Borria his crush by texting her a pizza menu at 3 AM.

To make something so broken it might cry and ask for help.

My mom G Borria my allowance by turning it into a coupon for hot dogs.

He G Borria his job by wearing socks to the office and talking to the ceiling.

She G Borria my plans by showing up with a goat and a karaoke machine.

To ruin something so hard it makes your brain hurt just thinking about it.

I G Borria my homework by drawing a mustache on the teacher’s face.

He G Borria his relationship by sending a text that said ‘I love you’ but spelled it wrong.

She G Borria my dinner by putting ketchup on pizza and calling it ‘food art’.

To wreck something so badly it might need a lawyer and a nap.

He G Borria his game by wearing pajamas to the final match.

She G Borria my schedule by adding a goat to my Monday.

I G Borria my life by eating a whole cake for breakfast and crying at a commercial.

To screw up something so much it might take a vacation to recover.

My dad G Borria my weekend by turning it into a karaoke battle.

She G Borria my project by putting glitter in the coffee machine.

He G Borria my life by texting me a goat meme at 2 AM.