G-Bomb

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The creamy white goo that comes out when you have Gonorrhea but not Ghonerea, like your genitals are crying out for help.

"Man, I looked like a sad cheese dip after that G-Bomb."

"I had to wear a sock on my penis just to survive the G-Bomb."

He texted me, "I think I just got the G-Bomb. I’m gonna need a nap and a beer."

The white goo you get from Ghonerea, like your nuts are throwing a party and the cheese is the main act.

"I woke up with the G-Bomb and my pants were soaked."

She said, "I had the G-Bomb so bad, I looked like a melted ice cream cone."

He DM’d me, "The G-Bomb hit me like a surprise party I didn’t want."

When you tell a girl you’re already with someone else, and you say it like you’re bragging instead of being a total tool.

He said, "I’m already with my girlfriend. I just dropped the G-Bomb."

She asked me out, and I said, "I’m taken, I just dropped the G-Bomb."

He texted, "I dropped the G-Bomb and she walked away like I was a bad joke."

Telling someone you go to Georgetown like it’s the best thing ever, and you do it like you’re royalty.

He said, "I go to Georgetown, I just dropped the G-Bomb."

She walked in and I said, "Georgetown here, I just dropped the G-Bomb."

He posted, "I paid with my Georgetown card, I dropped the G-Bomb."

When you’re surfing and you wipe out so hard you look like a confused gorilla getting smushed by a wave.

He said, "I ate sand and looked like a confused gorilla, that was the G-Bomb."

She texted, "I got the G-Bomb and flailed like a sad monkey."

He posted, "G-Bomb hit me like a wave from hell."

When your Gmail thread gets so long it splits into a new one, like your inbox is a busy restaurant and the thread is the last table.

She said, "My thread got so long it split into a new one, that’s the G-Bomb."

He texted, "I got the G-Bomb and my inbox is now a food fight."

He posted, "My thread hit 100 messages, the G-Bomb just exploded."