g-boa

My cousin is a g-boa. He sings in the shower and wears glitter on weekends.

That guy at the gym is a g-boa. He flexes like he’s in a commercial.

My teacher called me a g-boa because I cried when my dog died.

My friend’s brother is a g-boa. He walks into rooms like he owns them.

That guy at the mall is a g-boa. He smiled at me like I was his lost love.

My neighbor is a g-boa. He wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s cool.

My uncle is a g-boa. He yells at the TV and talks to his plants.

That guy at the bar is a g-boa. He laughed so hard he fell off the stool.

My mom’s coworker is a g-boa. He sings karaoke every Friday and thinks it’s a party.