f.y.o.f.

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F. Y. O. F. means you gotta go get your own food. Usually said when a woman won't flip a single pancake.
'F. Y. O. F. bro, I'm not your breakfast chef.'
'I'm not making pancakes unless you pay me in pizza.'
'I ain't getting up for no pancake duty.'
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F. Y. O. F. is when a woman says no to pancakes and yes to drama. You’re on your own, buddy.
'F. Y. O. F. I’m too tired to cook.'
'No pancakes, no problem. I got drama.'
'I’d rather argue than eat.'
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F. Y. O. F. is when you’re left with nothing but crumbs and a grumpy stomach. She didn’t do it, and she’s not sorry.
'F. Y. O. F. I’m not your pancake servant.'
'No pancakes, no love.'
'I’d rather starve than cook.'
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F. Y. O. F. is the worst kind of breakfast betrayal. No pancakes, no mercy, just silence.
'F. Y. O. F. I’m not your pancake buddy.'
'No pancakes, no talkie.'
'I’m not making pancakes, I’m making noise.'
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F. Y. O. F. is when a woman says no to pancakes and yes to being a pain in the butt. You’re on your own.
'F. Y. O. F. I’m not your pancake machine.'
'No pancakes, just pain.'
'I’d rather be a pain than cook.'
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F. Y. O. F. is when you’re left with nothing but a plate and a grudge. She’s not cooking, and she’s not sorry.
'F. Y. O. F. I’m not your pancake maker.'
'No pancakes, no peace.'
'I’d rather be grumpy than cook.'
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