F.WOD

My best friend and I are F. WOD because we don’t fight over who gets the last slice of pizza.

My cousin and I are F. WOD because we both know my dad will beat us if we argue.

My crush and I are F. WOD because I don’t want to get yelled at by my mom if we start a fight.

My friend is F. WOD because he helps me with math even when I mess up.

My F. WOD friend won’t let me fail because he’ll get in trouble if I do.

I’m F. WOD with my friend because we both failed math and we’re in it together.

My friend is F. WOD because he doesn’t take my fries when I’m not looking.

I’m F. WOD with my friend because we both know if we backstab each other, we’ll both get yelled at.

My friend is F. WOD because he waits for me in the lunch line even when he’s hungry.

My friend is F. WOD because he doesn’t make me cry when we argue about who does what.

I’m F. WOD with my friend because we both know if we start crying, our teacher will give us detention.

My friend is F. WOD because he doesn’t blame me when the project goes wrong.

My friend is F. WOD because he doesn’t make me regret eating that whole pizza by myself.

I’m F. WOD with my friend because we both know if we start bickering, we’ll both regret it later.

My friend is F. WOD because he doesn’t make me regret wearing that stupid shirt to school.

My friend is F. WOD because he doesn’t take my last soda can when I’m not looking.

I’m F. WOD with my friend because we both know if we take each other’s soda, we’ll end up in a fight.

My friend is F. WOD because he waits for me to drink my soda before he takes his.