F.V.D.

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The worst love holiday ever. Everyone who hates love and candy should know it stands for Fuck Valentine's Day.
My mom sent me a card. I threw it in the trash. I yelled, 'F. V. D.!' at my cat.
My crush asked me to be his valentine. I said, 'No. F. V. D. is my religion.'
I got a heart-shaped pizza. I ate it. Then I cursed F. V. D. in front of my whole class.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A smelly disease that happens when a fish stick gets stuck in a girl's private parts and makes her fart fish smells and shake like a robot.
My roommate had F. V. D. and her farts smelled like old fish. I had to move out.
She said she got F. V. D. from a fish stick in the dorm fridge. I believed her.
At lunch, she farted and it smelled like a fish market. I dropped my sandwich.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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