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The giant bush on your crotch that looks like it was hit by a truck
My FUPaH looks like a raccoon stole my hair.
I woke up and my FUPaH was yelling at me.
My FUPaH is so big it has its own zip code.
F.U.P.a H (Fupah)
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The hair on your upper crotch that’s so thick you could hide a ferret in it
My FUPaH is like a jungle and I’m the lost explorer.
I tried to comb my FUPaH and it fought back.
My FUPaH is so wild it has its own Facebook page.
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The flabby, furry mess that sits on your crotch like it owns the place
My FUPaH is so flabby it could be a pillow.
I tried to give my FUPaH a haircut and it cried.
My FUPaH is so furry it looks like a squirrel exploded on me.
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The chunk of hair that’s so big it could be a fashion statement
My FUPaH is so big it’s got its own Instagram.
I wear my FUPaH like a crown.
My FUPaH is so stylish it’s got a blazer.
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The hair on your crotch that’s so bad it could make a hairdresser quit
My FUPaH is so bad it got a restraining order.
I tried to style my FUPaH and it looked like a crime scene.
My FUPaH is so bad it’s got a PhD in chaos.