F.U.I.H.

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F. U. I. H. means fuck you I’m high. You try to get me to do something, but I’m too wasted to care and I might even forget your name later.
F. U. I. H. I’m too high to remember you asked me to bring chips.
F. U. I. H. I didn’t even know you existed until now.
F. U. I. H. I’m gonna sleep through your birthday.
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F. U. I. H. is when you’re too wasted to listen and too proud to say you’re too wasted to listen.
F. U. I. H. I’m not ignoring you, I’m just too high to respond.
F. U. I. H. I saw the message but I’m too high to reply.
F. U. I. H. I’m high and I don’t care if you’re mad.
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F. U. I. H. is like saying you’re too high to be polite and too busy being high to be helpful.
F. U. I. H. I’m too high to help you with your math homework.
F. U. I. H. I’m too high to even remember this conversation.
F. U. I. H. I’m too high to be nice.
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F. U. I. H. is when you’re too high to move and too mad to make an effort.
F. U. I. H. I’m too high to get up and answer your call.
F. U. I. H. I’m too high to talk to you right now.
F. U. I. H. I’m too high to even think about your request.
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F. U. I. H. is when you’re too high to be sorry and too full of pride to say you’re sorry.
F. U. I. H. I’m too high to apologize.
F. U. I. H. I didn’t even realize I was being rude.
F. U. I. H. I’m too full of pride to say I was wrong.
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