Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who’s fat, ugly, and stuck with no friends. They’re like a sad frog at the bottom of a pond, waiting for someone to throw a bone.

Hey, you’re a F. U. A. L? I’m just here to laugh at you.

I’m not sad. I’m just a F. U. A. L with a attitude.

You’re not a F. U. A. L. You’re a F. U. A. L with a hat.

2

a kid who’s so fat, so ugly, and so alone, they think love is just a sandwich that won’t arrive.

I wish I was a F. U. A. L. At least they get a sandwich.

You’re not a F. U. A. L. You’re a F. U. A. L with a sandwich.

If I was a F. U. A. L, I’d eat the sandwich.

3

a person who’s so fat, so ugly, and so lonely, they probably cry at the mall and nobody notices.

I cry at the mall. I’m a F. U. A. L.

You cry at the mall? You’re a F. U. A. L.

I don’t cry at the mall. I’m not a F. U. A. L.

4

a human who’s fat, ugly, and stuck in a dead-end life. They’re like a broken toaster that no one wants to fix.

You’re like a broken toaster. You’re a F. U. A. L.

I’m not a F. U. A. L. I’m a toaster with a soul.

You’re a F. U. A. L. And you’re broken.

5

a person who’s so fat, so ugly, and so lonely, they probably think the internet is a friend.

I talk to the internet. I’m a F. U. A. L.

You talk to the internet? You’re a F. U. A. L.

I don’t talk to the internet. I’m not a F. U. A. L.

6

a human who’s so fat, so ugly, and so alone, they probably think the moon is their only love.

I love the moon. I’m a F. U. A. L.

You love the moon? You’re a F. U. A. L.

I don’t love the moon. I’m not a F. U. A. L.