F.T.I.

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When you tell the music industry to go eat a bag of dicks and then throw it in a trash can that’s already full of old shoes and broken dreams.
I'm F. T. I. because my mixtape is better than their billion-dollar contract.
Told my label to F. T. I. and now they’re giving me a middle finger.
F. T. I. is my new life motto. I’m 14 and I don’t care.
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A government check that only comes once a year and is just a fancy way to say 'we're checking your crotch for hidden talent.'
I got my Federal Tit Inspection and it said I’m too loud for mainstream music.
My mom got a Federal Tit Inspection and now she’s famous.
They did a Federal Tit Inspection on my dog and now he’s in a rap group.
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When you tell the music industry they're a bunch of farts in a bathroom and you’re the one who’s gonna be on the cover of the next big album.
I F. T. I. my way into the top 100 charts.
F. T. I. is just me telling the industry they're not cool anymore.
I F. T. I. on a TikTok and now I’m famous.
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