F.T.F.D.

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When you're too lazy to do what you're told and you end up getting yelled at like a toddler who just ate a sock.
I said do the math worksheet. He did a TikTok dance. F. T. F. D.
She was told to clean her room. Now it looks like a war zone. F. T. F. D.
He got directions to the mall. He ended up in the zoo. F. T. F. D.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you ignore instructions so hard your brain might as well be on vacation.
He was told to bring a pencil. He brought a sword. F. T. F. D.
She was given a list. She read a novel. F. T. F. D.
He had to write a paragraph. He wrote a curse. F. T. F. D.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you're so busy being a troublemaker you forget you were supposed to be doing something else.
He was told to sit still. He started a fight. F. T. F. D.
She had to finish her homework. She started a YouTube channel. F. T. F. D.
He was given directions. He went the wrong way. F. T. F. D.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you're so clueless you could get lost in a kitchen and still not know what you're supposed to be doing.
He was told to answer the phone. He answered the door. F. T. F. D.
She was given a task. She did a cartwheel. F. T. F. D.
He was told to bring lunch. He brought a punch bag. F. T. F. D.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you're so distracted by your own dumb ideas you don't even notice you're failing to follow directions.
He was told to study. He played Fortnite. F. T. F. D.
She was given directions. She followed her dog. F. T. F. D.
He was told to do the test. He did a magic trick. F. T. F. D.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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