f'tead

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A head so big it looks like it was stolen from a dinosaur. You can’t fit it in a normal helmet.

My cousin’s f'tead is so big, he can’t see the football game without a telescope.

She walked into the classroom and the teacher said, ‘Is that a brain or a planet?’

He tried to wear a beanie, but it looked like a hat on a planet.

When your head is so huge, it could be used as a doorstop. And it still wouldn’t shut the door.

My dog’s f'tead is so big, it blocked the entire hallway.

He tried to hide under the table, but his head was still sticking out like a tent pole.

His f'tead is so big, the aliens think he’s a new planet.

A head so large, it’s like your brain is trying to escape the skull and take over the world.

My brother’s f'tead is so big, he can’t fit through the door without bending over.

She tried to wear a hat, but it looked like a hat on a mountain.

His f'tead is so big, it’s like he’s carrying a whole classroom on his head.