F@T James

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A F@T James is a nasty drink made with cheap booze, melted ice, and a rose that’s seen better days. It was invented by a drunk guy named James who thought the Fat Frog was too classy.

I drank a F@T James and now my face is red and my brain is dead.

F@T James is the reason I passed out at the bar.

I tried a F@T James and it tasted like regret.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A F@T James is like a hangover in a glass. It’s made by a guy named James who probably got kicked out of a bar for making it.

I ordered a F@T James and my wallet cried.

F@T James is the drink you get when you’re too drunk to choose something good.

I had three F@T James and now I’m questioning my life choices.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A F@T James is a disgusting mix of bad flavors that somehow tastes like happiness. It was created by James, who probably still lives in his mom’s basement.

I had a F@T James and my taste buds died.

F@T James is the reason I didn’t graduate from college.

I drank a F@T James and my brain turned to mush.

by Slangipedia 14d ago