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A stupid plan that goes from bad to worse and nobody knows why.

I told my boss I’d fix the printer. Now the whole office is on fire.

She tried to cook dinner for 20 people. Now there’s a raccoon in the fridge.

He said he’d win the bet. Now he’s stuck in a chicken suit at a Walmart.

A dumb idea that ends up being the dumbest thing ever.

He thought he’d prank his mom. Now she’s on the phone with the police.

She tried to become a influencer. Now she’s crying in a taco bell.

He said he’d finish the project. Now it’s just a pile of crayon and spaghetti.

A big mess made by someone who thinks they’re smart.

He tried to build a robot. Now it’s just a toaster that yells at him.

She thought she’d run a marathon. Now she’s crying on the sidewalk.

He tried to impress his crush. Now he’s stuck in a hot dog costume.

A stupid plan that nobody asked for and nobody wants.

He told his boss he’d save the company. Now the company is on fire.

She tried to become a pop star. Now she’s singing in a laundromat.

He said he’d fix the internet. Now it’s just a goat wearing a hat.

A big dumb idea that nobody wants and nobody needs.

He thought he’d win the lottery. Now he’s crying in a gas station.

She tried to start a business. Now she’s selling shoes to chickens.

He said he’d be the best dad. Now he’s wearing a chicken suit at a party.

A dumb plan that turns into a full-blown disaster with no warning.

He thought he’d cook dinner for his friends. Now there’s a raccoon in the kitchen.

She tried to become a rock star. Now she’s singing in a car wash.

He said he’d finish the project. Now it’s just a pile of glitter and spaghetti.