f'shit

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1
The art of making everything worse with no effort
I tried to fix my math test and it got worse. F'shit.
My dog ate my homework. F'shit.
I spilled my soda on my shirt. F'shit.
2
When you mess up so bad it makes your mom cry
I failed my math test and my mom cried. F'shit.
I broke my mom's favorite vase. F'shit.
I told my dad I was going to be a billionaire. F'shit.
3
The sound of your brain exploding during a test
The math test was so hard. F'shit.
I couldn't answer the question. F'shit.
I forgot my pencil. F'shit.
4
When you do something so stupid it becomes a legend
I ran into the principal's office. F'shit.
I tried to eat the whole pizza. F'shit.
I jumped into a pool full of sharks. F'shit.
5
The feeling of regret after doing something dumb
I drew on my mom's face. F'shit.
I ate the last piece of cake. F'shit.
I told the teacher I was going to be a rockstar. F'shit.
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