1 The art of making everything worse with no effort Expand I tried to fix my math test and it got worse. F'shit.My dog ate my homework. F'shit.I spilled my soda on my shirt. F'shit. + Examples
2 When you mess up so bad it makes your mom cry Expand I failed my math test and my mom cried. F'shit.I broke my mom's favorite vase. F'shit.I told my dad I was going to be a billionaire. F'shit. + Examples
3 The sound of your brain exploding during a test Expand The math test was so hard. F'shit.I couldn't answer the question. F'shit.I forgot my pencil. F'shit. + Examples
4 When you do something so stupid it becomes a legend Expand I ran into the principal's office. F'shit.I tried to eat the whole pizza. F'shit.I jumped into a pool full of sharks. F'shit. + Examples
5 The feeling of regret after doing something dumb Expand I drew on my mom's face. F'shit.I ate the last piece of cake. F'shit.I told the teacher I was going to be a rockstar. F'shit. + Examples