F.R.E.D

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F. R. E. D is the worst thing ever. It’s like a can opener, spoon, and bottle opener all rolled into one. And it’s the reason why the Australian army has more fat people than actual soldiers.

I used my F. R. E. D to open a can of beans and then ate it with my hands because I was too lazy to use the spoon.

My F. R. E. D broke during the war and now I have to fight with my fingers.

I brought my F. R. E. D to the beach and it got stolen by a seagull.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

F. R. E. D is when you lose your first round in tennis and decide to quit the whole tournament. You’re too tired, too embarrassed, and just too lazy to play doubles.

I lost my first match and immediately left the tournament. I didn’t even wait for the doubles round.

My friend got F. R. E. D and went home to eat pizza and watch Netflix.

She lost the first round and I heard her crying in the locker room.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

F. R. E. D is a train yard term for a device that connects the front to the back. But it also describes a skanky hobag who is too lazy to move and just wants to be used.

That hobag was the worst F. R. E. D I’ve ever seen. She stayed in the same spot for three days.

My uncle used to work in the train yard and called every hobag a F. R. E. D.

He called his girlfriend a F. R. E. D because she didn’t move during their date.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

F. R. E. D is when a guy’s penis turns to jelly during sex. It’s like it just gave up and decided to take a nap inside the woman.

He got F. R. E. D during sex and I had to finish the job for him.

My brother got F. R. E. D and now he’s too embarrassed to look me in the eye.

She laughed so hard when he got F. R. E. D that she fell off the bed.

by Slangipedia 14d ago