F'real Run

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A fake excuse to get smoothies from F'real, even if you're just sitting in your car like a lazy ass. Running only happens if you're too broke to buy gas.
My buddy said he was doing a F'real Run, but he just sat in his car eating a taco. Classic.
I tried to run to get a milkshake, but my pants fell down. Real running, real problems.
She said she was doing a F'real Run, but she just walked to the gas station. Not even close to running.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you pretend you're working out, but you're just trying to get a F'real shake without paying full price. Running is only for people who can't afford a car.
I told my boss I was on a F'real Run, but I was just trying to get a free shake. I failed.
He said he ran to get a milkshake, but he walked past three gas stations. Liar.
She said she ran to F'real, but she took a Uber. Total fraud.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A sneaky way to get F'real drinks without actually doing anything. Running only happens if you're too broke to buy gas or too fat to sit.
I did a F'real Run, but I just drove there and cried in the parking lot. Not a real run.
He said he ran to get a smoothie, but he took a nap on the way. Weak.
She did a F'real Run, but she got lost and ended up at a taco place. Total failure.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A stupid excuse to get F'real shakes, even if you're just sitting in your car like a fat ass. Running only happens if you're too broke to buy gas or too dumb to drive.
My friend said she did a F'real Run, but she just sat in her car eating chips. Total disaster.
He said he ran to get a shake, but he took a nap on the way. Liar.
She did a F'real Run, but she got distracted by a dog and forgot why she was there.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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