F.O.M.D.L

I saw him at the corner store. He paid with a bullet and a coupon.

He stole the last of the painkillers and threatened the cashier with a banana.

He called the cops and then flipped them a $20 and a middle finger.

He told the pharmacist, 'You're fired. I'm the new boss.'

He ran out of Xanax and started screaming at the mailman.

He took the store’s inventory and started a meth empire in the back.

He cussed out the cop and then gave him a discount on his pills.

He took the pharmacy’s coffee and said it was a bribe.

He yelled at the delivery guy and then asked for a raise.